Hi there! Today you can read different definitions of kiss, according to the opinion of some professional people.

Read and enjoy!

Prof. of Economics

Kiss is that thing for which the demand is always higher than the supply.

استاد اقتصاد:

بوسه کالایی است که همیشه برای آن تقاضا بیشتر از عرضه است.

Prof. of Accountancy

Kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.

استاد حسابداری:

بوسه نوعی اعتبار است چرا که بازگشت آن همراه با سود است.

Prof. of Algebra

Kiss is infinity because two divided by nothing.

استاد جبر:

بوسه مقداری بی نهایت است زیرا دو بر صفر تقسیم می شود.

Prof. of Geometry

Kiss is the shortest distance between two lips.

استاد هندسه:

بوسه کوتاه ترین فاصله میان دو لب است.

Prof. of Physics

Kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.

استاد فیزیک:

بوسه انقباض دهان است که از انبساط قلب ناشی می شود.

Prof. of Chemistry

Kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.

استاد شیمی:

بوسه عبارتست از واکنش ناشی از فعل و انفعالات دو قلب.

Prof. of Zoology

Kiss is the interchange of salivary bacteria.

استاد جانورشناسی:

بوسه عبارتست از تبادل باکتری بزاقی میان دو فرد.

Prof. of Dentistry

Kiss is infectious and antiseptic.

استاد دندانپزشکی:

بوسه عفونی و در عین حال ضدعفونی کننده است.

Prof. of Philosophy

Kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old.

استاد فلسفه:

بوسه برای کودک نوخوشایند، برای جوان لذت بخش و برای سالمندان نشانه تجلیل و احترام است.

Prof. of English

Kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction, it is more common than proper, and it is applicable to all.

استاد انگلیسی:

بوسه اسمی است که به عنوان حرف ربط استفاده می شود، کاربرد آن از حد معمول بیشتر است، و برای همه اشخاص  قابل استفاده است.

Prof. of Architecture

Kiss is a process which builds a solid bond between the two dynamic objects

استاد معماری:

بوسه جریانی است که رشته ای مستحکم میان دو جسم متحرک و پویا ایجاد می کند.

Prof. of Computer Science

What is a kiss? It seems to be an undefined variable.

استاد علوم کامپیوتری:

بوسه چیست؟ به نظر می رسد متغیری تعریف نشده باشد!

Hello Everyone!

Happy New Year! Many happy returns of the day!

Sorry I couldn't update the blog sooner. I was so busy these days. I couldn't surf the net at all. And thanks for your warm and hopeful comments and messages.

Today, I've got a passage about the most important event in Iranian culture, Norooz. I hope you'd like it and find it useful.

Norooz: Iranian New Year

    In harmony with the rebirth of nature, the Iranian New Year Celebration, or NorooZ, always begins on the first day of spring. Norooz ceremonies are symbolic representations of two ancient concepts - the End and the Rebirth; or Good and Evil. A few weeks before the New Year, Iranians clean and rearrange their homes. They make new clothes, bake pastries and germinate seeds as sign of renewal. The ceremonial cloth is set up in each household. Troubadours, referred to as Haji Firuz, disguise themselves with makeup and wear brightly colored outfits of satin. These Haji Firuz, singing and dancing, parade as a carnival through the streets with tambourines, kettle drums, and trumpets to spread good cheer and the news of the coming new year.

 Haft-Seen

سلام به همه دوستان عزیز

امیدوارم که حال همگی خوب باشه. منم بد نیستم. ممنون از همه کسانیکه تو این مدت که نبودم به وبلاگ سر زدند و منو مورد لطف خودشون قرار دادند.

از این به بعد حتما حداقل هفته ای یک بار وبلاگ رو به روز میکنم. احتمالا روزایه یکشنبه یا دوشنبه.

چی؟! کنکور؟ کنکور هم خوب بود. اتفاقا خیلی هم براتون سلام رسوند. 

بد نبود. قسمت واژگانش خیلی سخت بود. تا ببینیم خدا چی میخواد. تو کنکور هیچ وقت نمیشه پیشبینی کرد که قبول میشی یا نه!

بگذریم...

Now, let's switch into English!

What's for today? I haven't decided yet. How about a very nice fact about READING?

Read the following text, please:

Ncie for Lnigsuits!
Aoccdring to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are; the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe!

See! You could read it, couldn't you? Wasn't it nice?

Keep in touch and leave me your comments and ideas.

Have a great time.

1- HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?

   - You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.

                                                                                    Alan, age 10

    - No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.

Kirsten, age 10

2- WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?

    - No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married.

Freddie, age 6

3- HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

    - You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.

Derrick, age 8

4- WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?

    - Both don't want any more kids.

Lori, age 8

5- WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

   -  Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.

Lynnette, age 8

    - On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.

Martin, age 10

6- WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?

    - I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.

Craig, age 9

7- WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

    - When they're rich.

Pam, age 7

    - The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.

Curt, age 7

    - The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.

Howard, age 8

8- IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?

    - It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.

Anita, age 9

9- HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

    - Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.

Ricky, age 10

A tongue-twister is a sequence of words that is difficult to pronounce quickly and correctly. Even native English speakers find the tongue-twisters on this page difficult to say quickly.

There are so many tongue-twisters in Farsi as well, for example: "ghoori gol ghermezi". It is really hard to say, isn't it?

Try these English tongue-twisters yourself. Try to say them as fast as possible, but correctly!

- No need to light a night light in a light night like tonight.

- Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
  A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.
  If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
  Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

- How can a clam cram in a clean cream can?

- Sheena leads, Sheila needs.

- The thirty-three thieves thought that they thrilled the throne throughout Thursday.

- Can you can a can as a canner can can a can?

- Roberta ran rings around the Roman ruins.

- I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.

- There those thousand thinkers were thinking how did the other three thieves go through.

- When you write copy you have the right to copyright the copy you write.

- A big black bug bit a big black dog on his big black butt!

- Catherine's birthday is on the third Thursday of this month.

- How many cookies could a good cook cook If a good cook could cook cookies? A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies.

- She saw Sherif's shoes on the sofa. But was she so sure she saw Sherif's shoes on the sofa?

- Four furious friends fought for the phone.

- I thought, I thought of thinking of thanking you.

- I wish to wash my Irish wristwatch.

- He threw three free throws.

- She said she should sit.

- I wish you were a fish in my dish!

- If you notice this notice, you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing.

- If you understand, say ""understand"".
  If you don't understand, say ""don't understand"".
  But if you understand and say ""don't understand"".
  How do I understand that you understand. Understand!?

- I would if I could! But I can't, so I won't!

- Thirty-three thousand people think that Thursday is their thirtieth birthday.

- If two witches would watch two watches, which witch would watch which watch?

- Never trouble about trouble until trouble troubles you!

- Betty bought some bitter butter
  and it made her batter bitter,
  so Betty bought some better butter
  to make her bitter batter better.

- I thought a thought.
  But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought.
  If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought,
  I wouldn't have thought so much.

- She sells seashells on the seashore. The seashells she sells are seashore seashells for sure.

- She had shoulder surgery.

- How many cans can a canner can if a canner can can cans? A canner can can as many cans as a canner can if a canner can can cans.

"Click here to study some more tongue-twisters"

سلام. اميدوارم آخر هفته خوبي داشته باشيد.

امروز چند تا نقل قول (quote) از افراد مختلف در مورد ازدواج انتخاب و ترجمه کردم که واستون مينويسم. اميدوارم که براتون جالب باشه و از خوندنش لذت ببريد (آقايون که حتما لذت ميبرن!)

My advice to you is to get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.

Socrates

شما را به ازدواج نصيحت ميکنم: اگر همسري شايسته بيابيد، خوشبخت خواهيد شد؛ در غير اين صورت، فيلسوف ميشويد.

سقراط

Marriage is nature's way of keeping us from fighting with strangers.

Alan King

ازدواج راهي است که طبيعت از طريق آن ما را از جدال با غريبه ها باز ميدارد.

آلن کينگ

Marriage is a mistake every man should make.

George Jessel (a judge)

ازدواج اشتباهي است که هر مردي بايد مرتکب آن شود.

جورج جسل (قاضي)

Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too.

H. L. Mencken (American writer)

مردان مجرد بهتر از مردان متاهل زنها را ميشناسند؛ اگر اينگونه نبود آنها هم ازدواج ميکردند.

اچ. ال. منکن (نويسنده آمريکايي)

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.

Honore de Balzac (French Novelist)

ازدواج موفق ازدواجي است بين يک زن نابينا و يک مرد ناشنوا.

هنري دو بالزاک (رمان نويس فرانسوي)

Don't marry the person you think you can live with; marry only the individual you think you can't live without.

James C. Dobson

با کسي که فکر ميکنيد ميتوانيد با او زندگي کنيد، ازدواج نکنيد؛ تنها با شخصي ازدواج کنيد که فکر ميکنيد نميتوانيد بدون او زندگي کنيد.

جيمز سي. دابسن

Never feel sorry for what you have thought about your wife; she has thought much worse things about you.

Jean Rostand (French scientist)

هيچ موقع به خاطر فکرهاي بدي که در مورد همسرتان کرده ايد ناراحت نشويد، او فکرهاي خيلي بدتري در مورد شما کرده است.

جين راستند (داشمند فرانسوي)

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.

Prince Philip

وقتي مردي در ماشين را براي همسرش باز ميکند، يا ماشين جديد است يا خانم!

شاهزاده فيليپ

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.

Robert Frost (Poet)

مسخره است که زمانيکه يک مرد هيچ نگراني ندارد، خودش پيش قدم ميشود و ازدواج ميکند.

رابرت فراست (شاعر)

Marriage is good for those who are afraid to sleep alone at night.

St. Jerome

ازدواج براي کساني خوب است که ميترسند شبها تنها بخوابند!

سينت جروم

Marriage is a bribe to make the housekeeper think she's a householder.

Thornton Wilder

ازدواج يک جور رشوه است براي اينکه خدمتکار خانه فکر کند صاحب خانه است!

تورنتون ويلدر

There is only one difference in marriage and in war. In marriage you can sleep with the enemy.

ازدواج و جنگ تنها يک تفاوت با هم دارند. در ازدواج ميشود در کنار دشمن خوابيد!

I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming...

من اغلب سعي ميکنم مشکلاتم را غرق کنم، اما هنوز موفق نشده ام همسرم را راضي به شنا کردن کنم...

My wife and I divorced over religious differences. She thought she was God and I didn't.

من و همسرم به خاطر اختلافات مذهبي از هم طلاق گرفتيم. او فکر ميکرد که خداست ولي من نه.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

بهترين راه به خاطر سپردن روز تولد همسرتان، اين است که يک بار آن را فراموش کنيد.

Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.

-Benjamin Franklin

قبل از ازدواج چشمهايتان را کاملا باز کنيد، بعد از ازدواج نيمه باز.

بنجامين فرانکلين

سلام. امروز به علت بيماري (يک سرماخوردگي نسبتا کوچيک) نتونستم نکته گرامري خاصي رو ترجمه کنم. ولي يک مطلب خيلي جالب از نکاتي که احتمالا نميدونيد را واستون ميگذارم. اميدوارم که خوشتون بياد.

Did You Know…?

1. The most common name in the world is Mohammed.
2. The name of all the continents ends with the same letter that they start with.
3. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
4. There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.
5. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.
6. Women blink nearly twice as much as men!
7. You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.
8. It is impossible to lick your elbow.
9. People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond.
10. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.

آيا ميدانستيد...؟

1- محمد رايجترين نام دنياست.

2- نام تمام قاره ها به همان حرفي ختم ميشود که با آن شروع ميشوند.

3- زبان قويترين عضله در تمام بدن است.

4- به ازاي هر نفر در ايالات متحده، دو کارت اعتباري وجود دارد.

5- کلمه "TYPEWRITER" بلندترين کلمه معناداري است که ميتوان با استفاده از کليدهاي يک رديف صفحه کليد درست کرد.

6- زنها دو برابر مردها پلک ميزنند.

7- کسي نميتواند با نگه داشتن نفسش خودکشي کند.

8- هيچکس نميتواند آرنج خودش را ليس بزند.

9- دليل اينکه مردم به کسي که عطسه ميکند ميگويند "عافيت باشد" اين است که در زمان عطسه کردن قلب به مدت يک ميلي-ثانيه از حرکت باز مي ايستد.

10- خوکها، به علت حالت جسماني که دارند، نميتوانند به آسمان نگاه کنند.